New Glasses

Wallpaper and glasses

I got new specs last week.

I’ve been far sighted for years but in the past year, my distance sight has been getting fuzzy. Thankfully, I don’t need bifocals (yet).

Here’s the thing that peeves me:

It came time to choose the frames. The vast majority of frames right now are rectangular, which look great on some people, but I have a fine featured, small heart shaped face. The staff at the office kept plunking overpowering, huge plastic rectangles on my face and when I explained that I didn’t like the rectangles, they told me that glasses are a “fashion statement” and you don’t just choose them to suit your face. Eventually I settled on a not too rectangular, metal/plastic combination.

I spent over $300 my fashion statement.

I got sunglasses that clip on, too. Actually, I am pretty happy with them. I just wish there was more of a range of styles to choose from.

We went into town to pick up a few things last Saturday, and I wore my brand new glasses. I know it was because I had glasses on my mind, but it seemed that all around me people were wearing glasses. Most of the glasses I saw were rectangle. All kinds of people, grandmothers, kids, middle aged men, all of them making fashion statements…

All these rectangles on multitudes of different faces; it reminded me of the bold geometric wallpapers that are everywhere right now. Who was it that decided we all have to wear rectangles on our faces? Is there a small conglomerate of powerful design gods who decide these things? Is there a connection between glasses and wall covering patterns?

10 comments to New Glasses

  1. carla says:

    What a fun post! I am guessing that this is a self-portrait – the shape looks great! The background pattern is very cool – it has a neat retro feeling. Funny – your post reminded me that I need to call for an eye exam appointment! Thank you!

  2. Nicole says:

    Beautiful portrait!

  3. rui sousa says:

    Fantastic work!

  4. Deb G says:

    Hmmm….I must have been a fashion forerunner ’cause my glasses look a lot like yours and they are 3 years old! This is a great portrait, love how you tied in the wallpaper.

  5. Charlie says:

    Too funny! I need new glasses too. I have been putting it off. I’m afraid I’m going to have to wear them all the time. Now I just need them for reading/artwork. Oh well. This is a great illo. and it works for all the challenges. It’s funny how rectangles are so popular now. Go figure.

  6. Anke says:

    Oh this is awesome artwork! Concerning classes, oh I know you can spend a fortune on those and every time you have to get new ones the style is different. I have a frameless one right now, it’s nice but easy to destroy too, especially with too kids. Smiles, Anke ;)

  7. Gabrielle says:

    Carla, yes, it’s a self portrait. The thing I liked about these frames is they seem a bit more timeless. I wanted frameless but I don’t wear them all the time and they say unless you do, they can chip if you leave them lying around (which I do).

    I put off getting my eyes tested, too and for the same reason, Charlie. I was pleasantly surprised that I don’t need them all the time.

  8. Charlie says:

    Thanks for the kind comment on my blog. But I’m so new at this I would not know where to begin to make and then sell scrapbook paper. Are you talking about digital scrap paper or real paper?

  9. Francoise B says:

    Awesome post, oh, do I know about glasses, but now i buy readers online, the type without frames, memoryflex type or whatever they call this, close enough!They are almost invisible, the last ones cost me $7.99 plus shipping, can’t beat that…they are quite pretty too.

  10. Gabrielle says:

    People sell the image file on Etsy. The file can be printed by the buyer and used as scrapbook paper. I’ll try to find a link to someone who’s doing it and email it to you

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